Me (frog) attempting to explain the chaos

Alright.

Okay.

This is me trying to explain the utter chaos that is this page.

So, let's start off with: This is our class in a nutshell, and someone decided to let us all edit a Fandoms page about it. We've got chaos, communism (no, we don't actually want to restart the USSR), and quite a few memes. There's also LOTS of random inside jokes that make exactly no sense but whatever, and a whole p l e t h o r a of anime references (that's just me. one person.). I've given myself the title of 'decent writer when I actually try', so I'll just jump into the chaos.

~random jokes~

He-MOH-glOw-bin: A mispronunciation of hemoglobin, emphasis on the -MOH

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Rootin' Tootin' Vladimir Putin: This is all my fault, I said something in a Russian accent, and suddenly everything's communism and Vladimir Putin. You want someone to blame the Putin meme on, it's me, the not pog frog.

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Whale Bleed: So, this was actually someone trying to talk about baleen whales, but kept laughing while saying it, so everyone thought it was a 'whale bleed.' Wait, was it a whale bayleen or baleen whale? Am I spelling that right? oh god i'm losing my mind.

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Salt Shakers: Again, this one falls on me. I thought someone (not doing names because privacy) had a salt shaker and was taking out a lot of aggression on it. Turns out it was actually just a Rubik's cube. Somehow the conversation got twisted into "(my name) collects salt shakers!" I am here to say, right now, that simping for Tsukishima Kei does not, I repeat, DOES NOT, mean I collect salt shakers. Sure, he's got a salty personality, and yes, I own a plushie and sweatshirt, but I DO NOT COLLECT SALT SHAKERS, WHETHER THEY ARE ACTUAL SALT DISPENSERS OR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

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SNAX versus DRINX: So, in our advisory period, we as a class watch CNN10, and one person (there's just like a group of us chaos lords in the class, that's a lie we're all chaos lords) says 'SNAX for CNN10!!' pretty much every day, until someone else came up with 'DRINX for CNN10!!' and then a whole 'war' began. Not gonna elaborate right now cuz I'm busy, but you can probably imagine what a chaotic Hangouts chat looks like.

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"Pog Frog": A name I gave myself during a game of Kahoot. I think I'm slowly realizing that I'm one of the main causes of chaos in this class.

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Nitro Type: A typing game that this class got banned from school chromebooks. That was honestly one of the best things to watch happen, mostly because it was really funny to watch like half of the class protest the banning of the website.

~the anime references i've made~

For no particular reason at all, take this!

"This chat gives me Seijoh vibes and I'm here for it." - Yeah, I referred to our groupchat as Aoba Josai. The question here is, who's the Oikawa?

"KOKICHI OUMA OWNS THE CUBS" - I'm 99.9% sure that conversation started because of the saltshaker thing.